Melissa

Go home, Melissa!

You're such a bad kisser

Dropkick my liver

When I get the chance

Oh, I could do better

I thought that was clever

I'll quote it forever

Just like a real man

I'm talking to you just to get you to dance

And all I want is someone to turn me on

Some little platinum blonde who's talking shit

Yeah

I'm not sure I'm rooting for me

I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance

I'll keep an eye out for me

Now and then

And then Melissa said

"Come and get your man

Come and get your man

Come and get your man

Hey! Hey!"

Come and get your man

Come and get your man

Come and get your man

Hey! Hey!

Come and get your man

Come and get your man

Come and get your man

Hey! Hey!

Come and get your man

Come and get your man

Come and get your man

Say something bitter

I dare you, mister

Three pounds of glitter

That's the real me

Now wait just a minute

I thought I was different

I thought I was special, but I

Can't take the heat

Nah, nah, nah

And all I want is whatever shit you're on

Some kinda tea or pill or chocolate, yeah

And all I want is someone to turn me on

Some little platinum blonde apocalypse!

I'll keep on talking 'til you're shaking your hips

I'm not sure I'm rooting for me

I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance

I'll keep an eye out for me

Now and then

Hold on, Melissa

(Come and get your man)

(Come and get your man)

(Come and get your man)

'Cause your little sister (hey! Hey!)

(Come and get your man)

(Come and get your man)

(Come and get your man)

Has always delivered (hey! Hey!)

(Come and get your man)

(Come and get your man)

(Come and get your man)

More gold than silver (hey! Hey!)

(Come and get your man)

(Come and get your man)

(Come and get your man) ow!

I'm not sure I'm rooting for me

I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance

I'll keep an eye out for me

Now and then

I'm not sure I'm rooting for me

I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance

I'll keep an eye out for me

Now and then

I'm talking to you just to get you to dance