America's Favourite Pastime

You tell 'em what they told me

You got it?

Ooh

Back in the New York Groove

She hit the eight-ball

She's wearing platform shoes

She's making calls

Before you lace up

She wants you face down

She's got the "no love" blues

She wants it now

She hit the eight-ball

Shake, rattle and roll

She's going AWOL

To see where it goes

She wants to fall in love with everyone

She's gonna fall in love with anyone

How 'bout it?

She's got a brand new bag

Like J-J-J-James Brown

Hey! Easy tiger

Don't get ahead of yourself

She hit the eight-ball

Shake, rattle and roll

She's going AWOL

To see where it goes

She wants to fall in love with everyone

She's gonna fall in love with anyone

She wants to break up

But riddle me this

She wants to make up

For nights that she missed

She wants to wake up to a setting sun

She wants to fall in love with everyone

Oh, silly rabbit

That's easy to fix

She's gotta have It

Whatever it is

A leather jacket

American lips

"It's fucking tragic

You're not on the list"

It isn't baseball

It's glamour and glitz

A little rainfall

To swallow the drip

Her Favourite Pastime

Since I was a kid

It isn't baseball

Can you guess what it is? (No)

It isn't baseball

She wants to fall in love with everyone

She's gonna fall in love with anyone

She hit the eight-ball

Shake, rattle and roll

She's going AWOL

To see where it goes

She wants to wake up to a setting sun

She wants to fall in love with everyone

She was America's Favourite Pastime once

She was America's Favourite Pastime once

She was America's Favourite Pastime once

She was America's Favourite Pastime once

She was America's Favourite

She was America's facelift

She's on America's playlist

I'm in America's basement