I Wrote a Song Called Take the Skinheads Bowling

I was working in a liquor store in San Bernardino

Summer of 1983

The liquor store got robbed while I was stocking up the cooler

Took a 40 and I went home and wrote a song

I wrote a song called take the skinheads bowling

So won’t you take the skinheads bowling take them bowling

It’s a song that don’t mean anything

It’s a song that put me on a different trajectory

Take the skinheads bowling take them bowling

Co-founded the band with a guy named David McDaniel

Had a calling from God and left the band

He went on missions all around the world

While I toured around

Meeting girls that liked the song called

Take the skinheads bowling

Take the skinheads bowling take them bowling

I wrote a song called take the skinheads bowling

Reverend McDaniel built an orphanage

Sadly, you’ve never heard of him and you barely heard of me

Though I wrote a song called take the skinheads bowling