How Does Your Sister Roller Skate

Tell me how does your sister roller-skate

It’s a cruel trick teenage boys play on the weak

When you ask the answer is

“She’s got no legs”

Then they kick your ass

So let me tell you how my real sister roller-skates

She was born in a thunderstorm on my grandma’s couch in rural Arkansas

She almost died before the doctor arrived it was a painful difficult birth

She walked with braces and sometimes crutches for the first part of her life`

So let me tell you how my sister roller skate

Tell me how does your sister roller-skate

My sister roller-skates just fine, she’s got a job a family and she drives

She won an employment discrimination lawsuit she wrote a book about her life

Tell me how does your sister roller-skate

It was a less enlightened time and she was harassed all the time

They called her retard and spastic right to her face and they generally cruel and unkind

Me and my sisters we tried to defend her but nothing really seemed to change

Until our neighbor Victor broke somebodies’ nose

Tell me how does your sister roller skate

It’s a cruel trick teenage boys play on the weak

But my sister roller skates just fine

And you can’t let the pricks ruin your life

Tell me you how does your sister roller-skate