Before Dorothy

Next!

Well, if it isn't the friends of Dorothy

Word on the street is that you three have become hard to work with

Let us explain

I used to live on a field

My only friend was a crow

I didn't know what I didn't know

Life was a breeze, filled with ease

So I decided to go down that yellow brick road

Then I got a brain and now I'm terrified

Did you know that the sun is running out of hydrogen

And it's set to implode in 5 billion years?

Ah!

Now, I tried my best

Now, she tries her best

To give my brain a rest

To give her brain a rest

With my therapist

Alright, Tin Tin, what do you got?

I was good at chopping wood

Living a life to the max

Those are the facts, just me and my axe

Things went to hell, down I fell

When I decided to go down that yellow brick road

Now I care too much about everything!

I can't even look at a pussycat without bursting into tears!

And then I get all rusty, oh, it's the worst

Now, I'm such a sight

Now, she's such a sight

Sobbing day and night

Sobbing day and night

Girl, it just ain't right

Oh, I long for those days

In so many ways, before Dorothy

Oh, the things I would miss

Ignorance was bliss before Dorothy

I was meek, scared to speak

Even afraid of my tail

Nerves always on, hiding till dawn

Then came the day I got brave and I decided to go

Down that yellow brick road

Now, I've got rage issues!

Just yesterday I got into a brawl at the mall over a parking spot

What's wrong with me?

I mean, who shops at the mall?

Now, I've got the nerve

Now, she's got the nerve

Chutzpah and the verve

Chutzpah and the verve

And way too much to serve

Oh, I long for those days

In so many ways, before Dorothy

Oh, the things I would miss

Ignorance was bliss before Dorothy

Her naivete made us glad and gay

Oh, like you didn't know

Oh, I long for those days

In so many ways, before Dorothy

Before Dorothy

Before Dorothy

Ah, who are we kidding?

If we had to do it all over again

We wouldn't change a thing