40-20-44

You, the perky one

Do I know you?

Um, yes

I auditioned for you last year!

You told me I was pretty ugly

But that's okay, because I have something I need to get off my chest

(sung)

Uh, uh!

Stepped out of my bubble

Got D's, a double

Emerald City, look at me now!

40, 20, 44

That's what

Makes me

Pop-u-lor

I've got

Boobs and butt galore

Once was tragical

Now I'm magical

(spoken)

I ditched the munchkins

And got great big pumpkins!

(sung)

Watch out, I'm casting spells

What I've got really sells

Now I'm booked and busy because

Of this brand new ass and ta-tas

And I owe it all to

The wonderful wizard of

Oz!

(spoken)

Thank you, Doctor Wiz-more