Breaking Into Acting

Ever since you were a kid

You could cry on command

Everybody said it's a gift

You should use it whenever you can

You can do it big

Or you can do it like you don't really care

Just tell you where

Turns out almost anyone can do it

It's a scam

Always have a cheat sheet in your jacket

You're breaking into acting

You'll do anything to be discovered

It's getting out of hand

Your mouth is always full of blood packets

You're breaking into acting

Gonna make me a fan

Give you something you can work with

And you're gonna make it worth the price of tickets

You've read everything they've ever written

About how to use your eyes to succeed in business

Let me know when we should start

Or are we already started?

I don't care

Is anybody there?

It's a scam

Always have a cheat sheet in your jacket

You're breaking into acting

You'll do anything to be discovered

It's getting out of hand

Your mouth is always full of blood packets

You're breaking into acting

I completely understand

You give all you got

But, for the record

I don't believe it at all

Not for a second

It's a scam

Always have a cheat sheet in your jacket

You're breaking into acting

You'll do anything to be discovered

It's getting out of hand

Your mouth is always full of blood packets

You're breaking into acting

You're gonna make me a fan