Pro Beer

Last night I had a revelation

Standing over that grilling station

Halfway to inebriation

When it dawned on me

I used to get worked up about a lot of things

Spray my thoughts like silly string

Just like the weather some of them have changed

But there's one that ain't

I'm pro beer

Pro raising 'em up

Pro popping a top

Instead of popping off

About God knows what

Yeah, the only agenda I'm pushing

Is chilling on a back porch cushion

A 6 pack in with a couple of friends

Who take me as I am

Yeah, they know where I keg stand

I'm pro beer

Well, I ain't anti-opinion, y'all don't get me wrong

I'm just anti picking fights with the side of the fence that you ain't on

And if I ran for president or went podcasting with Rogan

Well, I'd hold one truth self-evident

One simple campaign slogan

I'm pro beer

Pro raising 'em up

Pro popping a top

Instead of popping off

About God knows what

Yeah, the only agenda I'm pushing

Is chilling on a back porch cushion

A 6 pack in with a couple of friends

Who take me as l am

Yeah, they know where I keg stand

I'm pro beer

Makes it all better

I'm pro beer

Brings us all together

A cold one

Cheap one

Light one

Free one

Hey señorita

Sometimes I can even be talked into being

Pro margarita

I'm pro beer

Pro raising 'em up

Pro popping a top

Instead of popping off

About God knows what

Yeah, the only agenda I'm pushing

Is chilling on a back porch cushion

A 6 pack in with a couple of friends

Who take me as l am

Yeah, they know where I keg stand

I'm pro beer

Makes it all better

I'm pro beer

Brings us all together

A cold one

Cheap one

Yeah, I'm buying

Long as you ain't driving

I'm pro beer