Montana (Live June 21, 1974)

I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss

Raisin' it up, waxin' it down

In a little white box that I can sell uptown

By myself, I wouldn't have no boss

But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss

Raisin' my lonely dental floss

Well I just might grow me some bees

But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else

But then on the other hand I would

Keep the wax and melt it down

Pluck some floss and swish it around

I'd have me a crop, and it'd be on top

That's why I'm movin' to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes I am

Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss that's growin' on the prairie

Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day and all night and all afternoon

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss, his name is Mighty Little

He's a good hoss, even though

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway

Anyway

I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss

Even if you think it is a little silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse just about this big

An' ride him all along the border line

With a pair of heavy-duty zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand

Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand

By myself, I wouldn't have no boss

But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss

Raisin' my lonely dental floss

Raisin' my lonely dental floss

Well I might ride along the border

With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night

And then I'd get a cuppa coffee and give my foot a push

Just me and the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush

And then I might just jump back on

And ride like a cowboy into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)