Twirling in the Middle

Gideon's bible lost the featherweight title to Andy McNab

'Cause you've gotta fight for something

Gotta fight for something

Gotta fight for something

Gotta fight for something

Leiber and Stoller probably ought to go back to bed

'Cause we can't dance forever

We can't dance forever

We can't dance forever

We can't dance forever

Did you think this was over?

'Cause we're just getting started

There's too many colours and too many words for getting it wrong

But you gotta learn that lesson

Gotta learn that lesson

Gotta learn that lesson

Gotta learn that lesson

Whatever happened to holding the hand of someone you love?

We don't give a damn

We don't give a damn

We don't give a damn

We don't give a damn

And did you think this was over

'Cause we're just getting started

The comediennes are at it again with everyday tales of

Life in middle England

Life in middle England

Life in middle England

Life in middle England

I'm done existing in lateral thinking and positive spins

There's sick on my linens

Sick on my linens

Sick on my linens

Sick on my linens

If you're thinking this is over, we're just getting started

Saturday evening at the pavilion no one but me

Twirling in the middle

Twirling in the middle

Twirling in the middle

Twirling in the middle

Twirling in the middle

Twirling in the middle

Twirling in the middle

Twirling in the middle

On the dance floor all alone what have I become?

Jesus help me (ahh)

The last installment laying dormant nobody cares

When we're doing the rocksteady

Doing the rocksteady

Doing the rocksteady

Doing the rocksteady

Doing the rocksteady

Doing the rocksteady

Doing the rocksteady

Are we doing the rocksteady?

Just when you're ready for this to be over

We'll start playing solos, oh no! (ahh)