DOG ON THE MIC

Okay, okay

But remember this pigeon

A human heart has only so much room for love and affection

When a baby moves in, the dog moves out

I'm a dog on the mic

I bark and I bite, and

She stayed the night

And got my balls in a vice

Aye hold up please man I'm geekin

My Succession, Kendall tweakin

I'm up in the house like Cory

Said it's mine but I'm with Maury (You are NOT the father!)

Yuh, yuh, yuh

I'm a fairy bitch I'm floating

I got like three bags that I'm toting

A couple phonies said I'm Culkin

In Home Alone but I'm with Roman

Up in the city bitch I'm potent

And they salute me like a Vulcan

So when they see me they be—

When they see me they be gulping

Been with every bitch I know of

Since Marquee I hit my glow up

Now I'm fighting off a load of

Pretty women on my shoulder

Made mistakes but now I'm older

Make 'em nervous when I show up (yuh, yuh, yuh)

College graduate but taught myself

My pops is tanking mental health

My ex just called a wellness check

Put poison in my cup, who's next? (What a dog!)

I made a call and now we moving

Saw my future it was lucid

Fu-Fu-Fucked my art then I rebooted

Made like 10 more bands I'm fluid

Drop the bottle I'm abusing

We doordashing all the liquor, took like 40 shots I'm pukin'

Hit a pussy with Hadouken, I'm a God I ain't no human

I'm a motherfucking

Dog on the mic (Yuh, let's go)

I bark and I bite, and

She stayed the night

And got my balls in a vice

Aye hold up please man I'm geekin'

My Succession, Kendall tweakin'

I'm up in the house like Cory

Said it's mine but I'm with Maury (You are NOT the father!)

Yuh, yuh, yuh

I'm a fairy bitch I'm floating

I got like three bags that I'm toting

A couple phonies said I'm Culkin

In Home Alone but I'm with Roman

Up in the city bitch I'm potent

And they salute me like a Vulcan

So when they see me they be—

Got her choking now (Oh my god, somebody help!)

Sitting on a dozen songs that prolly won't be coming out

A menace to the meta, culture classic, I'm like Hsu Hao

"He's fantastic, so elastic!"

I'm Reed Richards in a Storm now

Okay, yuh yuh yuh yuh

Listen, I don't give a fuck (Hush)

But I made her feelin' good again, I'm in her phone as "Tummy Tuck"

A-a-a director or performer, best of both feel like I'm Miley

Li-Likely never going under 'til the record labels sign me

I just put a couple products online (What?)

I'm making money even in my spare time (Yuh, yuh)

I crash out on Corona and lime

She be squirting like Heinz, all because I can rhyme, I'm a-

Dog on the mic (Ew, don't say that)

I bark and I bite, and

She stayed the night

And got my balls in a vice (Dog on the mic)

Aye hold up please man I'm geekin'

My Succession, Kendall tweakin'

I'm up in the house like Cory

Said it's mine but I'm with Maury (Bitch that ain't my kid!)

Yuh, yuh, yuh

I'm a fairy bitch I'm floating

I got like three bags that I'm toting (I'm a dog on the mic)

A couple phonies said I'm Culkin

In Home Alone but I'm with Roman (I'm a dog on the mic)

Up in the city bitch I'm potent

And they salute me like a Vulcan (I'm a dog on the mic)

So when they see me they be—

And if you want my advice, you'll destroy that animal at once

Don't worry ma'am, we've been after this one for months

We'll take care of him