Dumb Things

Six shots ahead a familiar tune

The shark would have his first green jacket soon

He started slicing, it made no sense

He hit his last into the corporate tents

In the middle, in the middle

He hooked it left of the green

He\'d lost his place in history

He did all these dumb things

Iron Mike copped too many blows

Holyfield was starting to steal the show

His fangs came out, he snuck round his back

He said \'I was only look for a snack\'

In the middle, in the middle

He spat his ear in the ring

\'It was only a love bite\' said Don King

They did all those dumb things

He asked the captain for some advice

He asked the Ump if the ball could bounce more than twice

We\'re not giving these Kiwis a crack

He underarmed the last ball down the track

In the middle, in the middle

It was a packed MCG

They thought it was a bowling green

They did all those dumb things

Hansie said \"It was the devil, not me\"

He said all those dumb things

The NRL said \"There were too many teams\"

They said all those dumb things

\"Winning isn\'t everything\"

They said all those dumb things