Totally Average Band

As bass players go, he\'s a pretty good bowler

That\'s OK

And the drummer rocks but he\'s more of a roller

That\'s alright

I\'ll tell you straight, won\'t be misunderstood

We may not be the Jets, but it sure feels good

I\'m in a Totally Average Band

Know a few chords, got a slow right hand

A little bit loose but I don\'t give a damn

When we hit the spot - oh yeah

Stick it in the slot - oh yeah

I reckon we\'re not too bad

For an otherwise ordinary

Totally Average Band

As guitar players go, they got fine lookin\' sisters

Alright now

They keep rockin\' till their fingers get blisters

That\'s alright

And I\'m just the singer won\'t you gim\'me a break

I\'m no Bon Scott but I\'ll give it a shake

I\'m in a Totally Average Band

Know a few chords, got a slow right hand

A little bit loose but I don\'t give a damn

When we hit the spot - oh yeah

Stick it in the slot - oh yeah

I reckon we\'re not too bad

For an otherwise ordinary

Totally Average Band

Air guitar, hotel jams, smokey pubs, busted amps

Rehearsal rooms, feeding back

Broken strings, Spinal Tap

We dig the music and we love to play

We wouldn\'t have it any other way

I\'m in a Totally Average Band

Know a few chords, got a slow right hand

A little bit loose but I don\'t give a damn

When we hit the spot - oh yeah

Stick it in the slot - oh yeah

I reckon we\'re not too bad

For an otherwise ordinary

Totally Average Band