Happy Place

Well, well, well

Looks like you found my Super-Duper-Mega-Fantastic Caine Game for Curing Boredom!

That means each and every one of you has earned a free ticket to play

What? No, no, I don't wanna play

Ha-ha-ha-ha, that's a weird way to say you wanna play

Ah-a, no, no, no, not again

Couldn't help but get the vibe you guys might not be feelin' so fine (I hate my life)

That's not a big surprise (ooh)

I've got just the cure in mind, if you can let me give this a try

(It's time) to free that big ol' smile

If you love adventure, you're in luck

I couldn't give half a flying fu-

Go through with no clue

You'll be surprised when you realize

It gets so much better than real life

Dum-dum, this sucks, life is feelin' like a bunch'a-

Humdrum, bum-bum, bangin' in my head

I'm trapped inside of the back of my mind

I've gotta leave

I've got no happy place

So glad you're having fun, but our wacked-out party's only begun (it's never done)

Gonna leave you saying things like, "Why is this happening?" (Why?)

And, "What am I doing here and how?" (What?) (How?)

"Am I gonna top this now?"

If you love adventure, you're in luck

I couldn't give half a flying fu-

Go through with no clue

You'll be surprised when you realize

It gets so much better than real life

Dum dum, this sucks, life is feelin' like a bunch'a-

Humdrum, bum-bum, bangin' in my head!

I'm trapped inside of the back of my mind

I've gotta leave

It's impolite to be deceiving

Why break the rules or bother leaving?

I know what you need, though you may not agree

But I'll show the world, and without me, you will see

How awful it could be

How awful it could be

Ravenous violence, and torture, and agony

You're better off with me

Thriving in our happy family

We all learned a valuable lesson here today

I know you don't really hate my adventures

You love me, and I love you too