Shake 'em Up

Well, double-A snake eyes ain't too nice

Bites the hand that rolls the dice

Heart attack, fangs and a belly full of venom

Bet your ass that the passenger can't win 'em

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Acey, deucey, drank it sweet and loosey

Passed out before the dice got juicy

Three is the key to lock your door

Don't come a-knockin' 'round here no more

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Here comes Joe from Kokomo

Sitting in a jail bowl he can't roll

Ain't no pride for a man that's bummed

Five to three that a seven is coming

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Fever from the fuck house, old man hoe

Can't plant cotton down crooked row

Five is the fever, all packed in ice

Ain't no fever on all them guys

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Shake 'em up, high roller, the winds are getting colder

Shake 'em up, high rollers, shake 'em just to save your soul

Sexy from the dicks of Southern fried chicken

Buy her a beer, she getting kinda picky

Fifty-one, forty-two, thirty-three

Nothing but a seven won't satisfy me

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Well, seven come heaven, what do you mean?

Seven caught cold in a wet blue jean

Seven-legged spider sittin' on a log

I got knocked off by three-legged dogs

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Eighter come later, freighter from Decatur

Can't grate cheese without the grater

Old Mr. Robber cryin' at the door

Can't buy bullets for his forty-four

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Pretty Nina Ross, niner from the diner

Mama's workin' night shift in South Carolina

Smokin' Red Arifa, drinkin' green wine

Five to four, there ain't no nine

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Shake 'em up, high roller, the winds are getting colder

Shake 'em up, high rollers, shake 'em just to save your soul

Well, big Tennessee, Tennessee Tottie

She got all that, she got nobody

Mamas in her Memphis down on her knees

Ain't no ten in Tennessee

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Seven come eleven, natural high

Can't roll eleven for a dead cat's eye

Work is up but the pay is down

Next train heading down to Knoxville town

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Sixty-six, boxcar city

You can't afford the milk for your hungry kitty

Next train leaving at 10:04

See you waving at the boxcar door

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up

Shake 'em up, high roller, the winds are getting colder

Shake 'em up, high rollers, shake 'em just to save your soul

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up