It's Too F*****g Early For Christmas

There's a nip, there's a nip (a nip in the air)

But it ain't (that time of year)

Cause there's a method to this madness if you ain't sure

It's this crazy little thing we call a calendar

It's too early for Christmas

What the fuck are you doin'?

I think you should stay focused, you still got Thanksgiving to ruin

Hell it ain't really cold yet, maybe you need your head checked

Cause Santa's sleigh ain't on its way

So put that big dumbass wreath away

Cause it's much too fuckin' early for Christmas

Oh I know, I know (that you can't wait)

You think it's time (and tomorrow's too late)

Your head is full of eggnog, candies, and sugar plums

Everything but brains cause you're actin' fuckin' dumb

It's too early for Christmas

What the fuck are you doin'?

I think you should stay focused, ain't you got a turkey to ruin?

Don't you start fuckin' singin' or I may start swingin'

If Frosty came today, he'd melt away

So put those ancient candy canes away

Cause it's much too fuckin' early for Christmas

It's too early for Christmas

What the fuck are you doin'?

I think you should stay focused, there's a family dinner to ruin

Put up the mistletoe after or I'll be your nutcracker

Because Santa's sleigh ain't on the way

And he hasn't checked that damn list once today

Cause it's much too fuckin' early for Christmas

Ooh

(It's too early for Christmas)

Too fuckin' early for Christmas

(It's too early for Christmas)

Too fuckin' early, too fuckin' early