Have You Tried Not Being A Prick?

I see you complainin' (see you complainin') About how bad your day's been (how bad your day's been) You're actin' all mopey Sayin' your friends are all phony But have you given thought (given time) Bout why you are distraught (not a lot) I think it's time to self reflect before you fuck your whole life up Have ever tried not bein' a prick? You're always bitchin' us out and we're all sick of your shit So I'm gonna tell you now to just get over it Sit your ass down (sit down) Shut the hell up (zip it shut) Or pretty soon all your friends and family won't give a fuck (Have you ever tried not bein' a prick?) It's a novel idea (a brand new idea) I think you've never considered (you've never considered) Your mouth's hangin' open And you look fuckin' bewildered But if I know you (I know you) And I'm sure I do (I sure do) I doubt anything I'm sayin' has a real to chance to get through Have ever tried not bein' a prick? Your girlfriend left cause she was sick of your shit And everyone you work with prays that you would quit Sit your ass down (sit down) Shut the hell up (zip it shut) Or pretty soon all your friends and family won't give a fuck (Have you ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?) You shouldn't have to think twice Is that fuckin' hard to be nice? And I have my doubts The words I'm sorry could ever possibly come outta your mouth Have ever tried not bein' a prick? You're always sayin' we should go out then you never pay for shit Everyone we know thinks you're a whiny little bitch Sit your ass down (sit down) Shut the hell up (zip it shut) Or pretty soon all your friends and family won't give a fuck (Have you ever tried not bein' a prick?) Have you ever tried it? (ever tried it?) What the hell is wrong with you? (You got a few screws loose)