I'm the Bad Guy

I'm not the damsel in distress

I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess

I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly

Nope, I'm the bad guy

All these former villains that you see

Each of them with shaking knees has knelt before me

So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime

What am I, boys? (He's the bad guy)

Oh, it's magic to watch a planet

Shrivel up and die

Oh, it's thrillin' to be a villain

I destroy their homes, and then watch them cry

'Cause I'm the bad guy

Actually, I'm not the bad guy

I'm just a bit surprising, it's not worth losing sleep

It's not worth analyzing

There was a time not so long ago at all

I was just like you, can you hear my call?

Oh, ain't it fantastic?

I see something, I blast it

And let me tell you why

I've always had a weakness

For barrenness and bleakness

I crush all your hopes, and then I watch you cry

See, I find this business rather fun

I don't want your assistance or your adulation

I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid you bye-bye

Why?

Come on, guess

('Cause you're the bad guy?)

Well, girl