Sgt. Major

Wake up, Major

And stitch on your hat

You fell outta bed

Then you landed in the cash

So what's in your diary today?

Call on your main man

What can he do for you?

Hang out with stupid

So you can tell him what to do

Major, this is your day

Living alone in a jar never gets you very far

He can read your mind

Make you feel alright

Sgt. Major knows what you want

He knows what you are

One day, you'll be a star

Yeah, the Major knows what you want

Take out your paper

Throw it away

Everything is useless

Ain't got a lot to say

Major, this is your way

Major is drowning 'cause

He opened his mouth

He starts to explain it

But nothing's coming out

Major, what can you say?

I hope that you like who you are

'Cause living alone in a jar never gets you very far

He can read your mind

Make you feel alright

Sgt. Major knows what you want

He knows what you are

One day, you'll be a star

Yeah, the Major knows what you want

I know you think that you made it

I know what I'm meant to say

But while you looked in the mirror

I was getting away

To you there is nothing to say

He can read your mind

Make you feel alright

Sgt. Major knows what you want

He knows what you are

One day, you'll be a star

Yeah, the Major knows what you want