No More Virgos

Don't look at me like that through your handlebar

I can handle lots, bar this

A walkin' Insta ad for a broken heart

I could fall apart from one kiss

I had to make a deal with myself, I've been doing so well

(You shoulda seen it, oh, the guys she's been with)

And if I slip up now my friends will send me to hell

(No hesitation, send her to hell)

No more Virgos

No more little September boys

Buy me Waitrose

Give me just enough to keep me nice

I know you like me and I like your taste

I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth

So no more Virgos

No more Virgos

Sipping on a drink that you bought for me

And I'm losing steam, oh no

My mental health is banking on my chastity

And you're bad for me, although

I only made that deal with myself, and you're treating me well

(No, don't you do it, baby, please push through it)

But if the girls find out they'll crack me like a Liberty Bell

(We always know, you oughta go)

No more Virgos

No more little September boys

Buy me Waitrose

Give me just enough to keep me nice

I know you like me and I like your taste

I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth

So no more Virgos

No more Virgos

No more Virgos

No more Virgos

It's time for you to listen to someone else

If you're ever gonna learn how to trust yourself

You make every excuse for any boy

So we're captaining the ship, baby girl, ahoy

It's time for you to listen to someone else

(Never really asked much of you, girl)

If you're ever gonna learn how to trust yourself

You make every excuse for any boy

(We can't be a part of any more hurt)

So we're captaining the ship, baby girl

No more Virgos

No more little September boys

Buy me Waitrose

Give me just enough to keep me nice

I know you like me and I like your taste

I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth

So no more Virgos

No more Virgos

No more Virgos

No more Virgos

I know you like me and I like your taste

I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth

So no more Virgos

No more Virgos