Mr. Apples

A devout and well-respected man

Woe betide you if you wander from God's plan

Square-shouldered, straight as a die

The righteous truth, he never tell you no lies

But when that old sun go down

He's heading off up the wrong side of town

Eyes sparkle in the red light glow

Trouser pockets, he's ready to go

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

Calm down, Mr. Apples

You're gonna do yourself in

Tell us where you've been

Head of the table at the Rotary Club

Never unsure of which shoulders he should rub

Scout leader, a pillar of the church, capital punishment

He wants to bring back the birch (Of course he does)

'Cause when that old sun go down

Heading off on the wrong side of town

Eyes sparkle in the red light glow

Trouser pockets, he's ready to go

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

Calm down, Mr. Apples

You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in

Oh, tell us where you've been

And oh, oh-oh-oh

Calm down, Mr. Apples

You're gonna wear yourself out

And what's it all about?

Eyes sparkle in the red light glow

Trouser pockets, he's ready to go

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

Calm down, Mr. Apples

You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in

Oh, tell us where you've been

And oh, oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Calm down, Mr. Apples

You're gonna wear yourself out

And what's it all about?

And ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh

What's it all about?

And ooh-ooh-ooh

What's it all about?

You're gonna wear yourself out

You're gonna wear yourself out