House of Fun

Good morning, Miss

Can I help you, son?

16 today, and up for fun

I'm a big boy now, or so they say

So, if you'll serve, I'll be on my way

Box of balloons with the feather-light touch

Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night

A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin

Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the lion's den

Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the house of

N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no, Miss, you misunderstood

16, big boy, full pint in my manhood

I'm up-to-date, and the date's today

So, if you'll serve, I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the lion's den

Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry, son, but we don't stock

Party gimmicks in this shop

Try the house of fun

It's quicker if you run

This is a chemist, not a joke shop

Party hats, simple enough clear

Comprehend, savvy, understand, do you hear?

A pack of party hats with the colored tips

Too late, Gorgon's heard gossip

Well, hello, Joe, hello, Miss Clay

Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the lion's den

Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the lion's den

Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun

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