Puzzle Park

Welcome everyone to Puzzle Park Lights and magic, it's a work of art When you enter here, the fun will start You're mine, you'll never part Hahaha Oh, it's going to be so much fun Getting to watch you pay for all you've done Three, two, one There's wondrous fun and games inside, attractions big and small Like our hundred foot tall mega slide that splats you on the wall Not-a so fast, stop right there, you better be prepared 'Cause we'll end this when we find your secret lair I'm-a having fun, let's-a stay No cut it out, there's no time to waste He's just this way Today, we'll teach him justice then we'll make him pay (whoa) Step right up, my friends to Puzzle Park Sights and frights, not for the faint of heart Don't you break away, you won't get far Keep your hands and legs inside, this ride is right about to start Don't take my word for it (Take it from us) The food here is a must, in addition with your ticket You get Puzzlevision plus, try the gift shop, you can't miss it And get yourself a plush, Mr. Puzzles is a fella you can trust (hahaha) Evil demons, go to hell Ugh, this isn't really going well We don't have much more ground to tread The engine room is straight ahead Step right up, my friends to Puzzle Park (you'd best prepare) Sights and frights, not for the faint of heart (we're almost there) Don't you break away, you won't get far (so say your prayers) Keep your hands and legs inside, this ride is right about to start Well, it took you a while to find out But you found my secret hideout Like to say congratulations But it's time for you to die now We've got to end this ride You go left, I'll go right Betcha' thought you would win this fight But you went and messed with the wrong side Ugh, you can't just barge in here and act like you're in charge I'd like to see you dodge a barrage of flaming rockets and tell me you're feeling large (ah) You're as good as evicted, say goodbye to your park There's nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us You have just been tried and convicted You think you've won? Well, I'm gonna turn your filthy corpses into gushing mounds of blood Your lives are as good as done (hahaha) No stop, I know there's a scared little child inside you He's hiding away, wouldn't want me to fight you (no) It's not too late, reach out and take my hand And we can change your fate Oh, Meggy dear, that child is gone Six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong (hahaha) Step right up, my friends to Puzzle Park Sights and frights, not for the faint of heart Don't you break away, you won't get far Keep your hands and legs inside, this ride is right about to start