No Exit (The Amazing Digital Circus Song)

Well, hello there! It seems we have a new cast member

What's that? Where are you? What is this place?

Who are you?

I can legally answer some of those questions

It's your lucky day, friend

You get to be a part of the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping-

What, what are you trying to-? The headset?

Oh, so here's the thing

So the good news first, how'd you like to be a star?

Now forever in a show being watched from afar

A hundred eyes in the sky, now your life on a stage is

A mind-bending circus, a show for all ages

Ha-ha, buckle up, let me give you a tour

Take a ride with the pearly white entrepreneur

You may need to calm down and adjust expectations

Experiencing digital hallucinations

My, my, welcome to a world full of wonders

Where anything can happen, just imagine if you hadn't had to happen

On the virtual reality that trapped you in the-

Wait, what did I say? Ha-ha, no spoilers

You gotta have a name, come and spin the roulette

Till we find an arrangement of consonant letters

Are vowels negotiable? I'll do my best

Now go meet your costars, your friends for the rest of your life

An electronical performer, you're one of us now

You're better off if you can just accept it

Within the headset, you're reborn now, we'll never know how

The only truth is that there is no exit

Say goodbye to the real world, my little superstar

You're the brand new act at the carnival, just stay right where you are

There's no hope of extraction, now you're the main attraction

Get the show underway, singing day after day after day

The name's Caine and I'm able to tell

That you're gonna have the time of your life in this realm

I'm the ringmaster, showman, the great puppeteer

Who better to entrust with your circus career?

So don't waste any time, let's have an adventure

C&A is not liable in the event that you're

Injured, disfigured, or otherwise wounded, not limited to but including

The loss of a limb or an organ or head

Really, head? It says head

That's hilarious, anyway

Now your sanity is hanging on a trivial experience

Activity designed to keep your fragile mind intact

The monotony is liminally minimal, additionally try to keep it literal

Don't get too abstract

Got it? Good

Say goodbye to the real world, my little superstar

You're the brand new act at the carnival, just stay right where you are

There's no hope of extraction, now you're the main attraction

Get the show underway, singing day after day after day

You're looking for a way out of here

You're talking to the great engineer

There's nothing there in the void, so avoid it, my dear

This door has never been opened

Surrender, give up hope

Get the show underway

Get that smile on display and obey

Your soul imprisoned here forever, our leader's design

You're better off if you can just forget it

An unachievable endeavor, to leave it behind

When will you understand that there's no exit?

Is it starting to sink in, my little possession?

You need to let go of this pointless obsession with exits

You know what comes next

It's what happened to your predecessor

It's dark in the cellar

Well, well, step into your new arrangement

Your estrangement, from the way you thought your life was going

So be patient, no complaints, you're the entertainment

Smile on your face or you'll end up in the basement

The maddened abandon beyond understanding, the palm of my hand

You'll forever be standing and dancing in, I'm not just gonna

Give up my plan and comply with demand, there's supply to command

And a cast to expand, now I'm building my brand

You're a celebrity, diva, a megastar

Do you know how many dream of being right where you are?

So take your adventure, and when it's complete

Have a digital feast you can never eat

So welcome to the circus, the spectacle bizarre

You can try to run through a thousand doors

Wait, I didn't finish this part

Say goodbye to the real world, my little superstar

You're the brand new act at the carnival just stay right where you are

There's no hope of extraction, now you're the main attraction

Get the show underway singing day after day after day

Thank you for joining us, we'll be here day after day after day after day after day