Sexy Goodbye

Waste a little time, just me and the cats

I'm bagging up your shit, it's going straight in the trash

Oops

My bad

Oh to be a fly on the wall in your sad little world

As you drool on yourself to your internet girls

Like Stacy from yoga

Like Charlotte from work

Baby, I wanna be bulletproof

Now that I'm losing you

I won't cry, cry, cry

I want a sexy goodbye, bye, bye

Baby, if you're gonna break my heart

I wanna look too damn hot

I won't cry, cry, cry

I want a sexy goodbye, bye, bye

Taste a little wine and turn up the music

Turn it up, baby, yeah, you know how to do it?

You tell me I should chill

Hon, it's on the to-do list

La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Oh, you're leaving?

That's regrettable

That saves a call to pest control

I'm waiting for your karma wall

You're waiting on a booty call

From Chelsea from uni

From Isabelle from that bar

Baby, I wanna be bulletproof

Now that I'm losing you

I won't cry, cry, cry

I want a sexy goodbye, bye, bye

Baby, if you're gonna break my heart

I wanna look too damn hot

I won't cry, cry, cry

I want a sexy goodbye, bye, bye

Buh-bye

Buh-bye

Oh, goodbye

La-la-la

I wanna be bulletproof

Now that I'm losing you

I won't cry, cry, cry

I want a sexy goodbye, bye, bye

Baby, if you're gonna break my heart

I wanna look too damn hot

I won't cry, cry, cry

I want a sexy goodbye, bye, bye

Buh-bye

Buh-bye

Oh, goodbye

La-la-la