Live, Laugh, Come!

I’m lonely

Jerkin’ off alone in my house

No one touches me

So I touch myself

Gonna be a flood

As I rot and yearn for love

I’ve loaded up The Hub

And ready to rub (I say)

Live, Laugh, Come!

On the couch

In the drawers

In the closet

On the door

On the floor

On all fours (Yeah!)

Live, Laugh, Come!

In the yard

In a barn

In my socks

In the fridge

On a rock

On a bridge

Do you wanna go out?

No I’m jerkin’ in my house

But you haven’t left in days

Cuz I’m jerkin’ away

What about your family?

What about your friends?

They all know

I’m jerkin’ off till the end (So I say)

Live, Laugh, Come!

In the toaster

On a coaster

On my neck

And my back

On my bush

And in my crack

Live, Laugh, Come!

On my vest

On my chest

On my unemployment check

On my coworker’s desk