El C****n

Hey, hey, I gotta thing

For them Singapore Slings

And I'm drinking more and more with each day

But my tab is too high, so the time is nigh

For me to be on my way

So I think that I'll go

On down to Mexico

With their cantinas full of women and song

Where the fellas they say

I'm always in the way

Pero las señoras me llaman "El cabrón"

Well, if I leave before dawn

With these pills that I'm on

I can make it to Acuña by noon

With an hour's repose

And powder my nose

I'll be howlin' at that Mexican moon

Hey, hey, I gotta thing

For them Singapore Slings

But I'm trading them in for Patron

Where the fellas they say

I'm always in the way

Pero las señoras me llaman "El cabrón"