Little Miss Runner Up

Heads up girls, look who's coming

She got those pearls from someone's husband

She's never been nothing but a nasty thing

Too much perfume, too much bling

Tell your man to wear that ring

She's looking for trouble tonight

She's a little miss runner up, a bleach blonde devil in a push-up cup

Got a high cut skirt and a low-down strutshe works it

Lord have mercy on a married man wrapped up in her rhinestone scam

Dynamite but never quite enough, she's a little miss runner up

(Little miss runner up)

Barroom blue is her color

They all look but they don't love her

A man can't help but stare at that

She's got a body like a welcome mat

Trailer tan and trucker tats

She's really one hell of a site

She's a little miss runner up, a bleach blonde devil in a push-up cup

Got a high cut skirt and a low-down strutshe works it

Lord have mercy on a married man wrapped up in her rhinestone scam

Throws it all away and winds up stuck with a you-know-what

She's never been nothing but a nasty thing

Too much perfume too much bling

Tell your man to wear that ring

She's looking for trouble tonight

She's a little miss runner up, a bleach blonde devil in a push-up cup

Got a high cut skirt and a low-down strutshe works it

Lord have mercy on a married man wrapped up in her rhinestone scam

Dynamite but never quite enough, give the girl a final twirl for luck

She's a little miss runner up (little miss runner up)

She's a little miss runner up (little miss runner up)