My Girlfriend’s a Lawyer (Bonus Track)

Well, my girlfriend's a lawyer so I ain't gotta work no more

Been waitin' on this day for at least three years or more

Exams are wrote and the bar is passed

It's just about time for me to relax

'Cause my girlfriend's a lawyer and I ain't gotta work no more

Now, my girlfriend's a lawyer and my girlfriend's always right

I just say, "Yes, dear", I'm never gonna win another fight

That's right

She wasn't wrong before, she's never made a mistake

But a law degree puts the icing on the cake

Yeah, my girlfriend's a lawyer and my girlfriend's always right

My girlfriend's a lawyer and the law's finally on my side

My girlfriend's a lawyer, gonna exercise all of my rights

I got one small worry, nothing's perfect, of course

But, God help me, boys, if it comes to divorce

Yeah, my girlfriend's a lawyer and the law's finally on my side

I hope you like this song and I hope it makes you feel alright

I hope you like this song 'cause it's the last one I'm gonna write

Yeah, I hope it makes sense, I hope it rings true

I hope somehow that it speaks to you

Now my girlfriend's a lawyer, that's the last song I'm gonna write

Get some big lawyer money, that's the last song I'm gonna write