Lyndon Johnson

A Thermidor lobster and a Singapore sling

Something that looked like a diamond ring

Her kisses were sweet and tingling

So I gave her all of my Benjamins

 

She said, “Mister, you must think I’m a dunce

Well, maybe just this once”

 

I don’t want it

I don’t want it

I don’t want your Lyndon Johnson

 

I don’t want it

I don’t want it

I don’t want your Lyndon Johnson

 

She said, “Mister, you must think that I’m a dunce

Maybe just this once”

 

Then she took the keys to the Cadillac

She said, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back”

She picked a card from the top of the pack

And said, “I’m serious as a heart attack”

 

“Mister, you must think that I’m a dunce

Maybe just this once”

 

I don’t want it

I don’t want it

I don’t want your Lyndon Johnson

 

I don’t want it

I don’t want it

I don’t want your Lyndon Johnson

 

She said, “Mister, you must think that I’m a dunce

Maybe just this once”

 

I don’t want it

I don’t want it

I don’t want your Lyndon Johnson

 

I don’t want it

I don’t want it

I don’t want your Lyndon Johnson

 

She said, “Mister, you must think that I’m a dunce

Maybe just this once

Maybe just this once

Maybe just this once”