Tipsy Woman

I say, “Stop now”

But it’s no use

When you’re falling into the juice

And it seems to slip down so fine

Take your hand off that glass

That glass is mine

 

This bourbon is as smooth as silk

It tastes just like cookies and milk

And there used to be a time when I preferred you

Before your very eyes, your eyes were blurred

 

Tipsy Woman you had better stop

Before the first sip, down to the last drop

My love would be overflowing at the brim

If you didn’t want to drink with him

 

Tipsy Woman, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy Woman

Tipsy Woman, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy

 

Take a splash dripping from the still

From a quarter down to a gill

‘Til the pleasure of it is all gone

The very measure is not for everyone

 

I see you begin to sway

There’s no music getting in the way

But when someone offers you the grape

You think it can help you, help you escape

 

Tipsy Woman you had better stop

Before the first sip, down to the last drop

My love would be overflowing at the brim

If you didn’t want to drink with him

 

Tipsy Woman, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy Woman

Tipsy Woman

 

Last night you came into my dream

Sweet as cookies and cream

And you whispered to me, “Let’s go crazy”

And everything around me seemed to go hazy

 

Tipsy Woman you had better stop

Before the first sip, down to the last drop

My love would be overflowing at the brim

If you didn’t want to drink with him

 

Tipsy Woman, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy Woman

Tipsy Woman, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy

Tipsy Woman, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy, Tipsy Woman