Lyrics
If I'd stayed my ass in Etowa County
Then I wouldn't be sittin' in this Tallahassee jail
Waitin' on my one phone call an wonderin'
How in the devil ima gonna make bail
If i make it back home mama, I ain't ever leavin'
Gonna /stay in my own damn neck of the woods
Catch a greyhound one way to Alabama an
Its all good in the neighborhood
It all started when I let this ole girl
Talk me into givin' her a ride down south
I figured what the hell never been to Flo Rida
Jumped in my transam
And we tore out
I knew better but I wanted to impress her
She was hot and I was easily led
I kinda saw her as and old school Bonnie
And I was Clyde in my funky little head
If I'd stayed my ass in Etowa County
Then I wouldn't be sittin' in this Tallahassee jail
Waitin' on my one phone call an wonderin'
How in the devil ima gonna make bail
If i make it back home mama, I ain't ever leavin'
Gonna /stay in my own damn neck of the woods
Catch a greyhound one way to Alabama and
Its all good in the neighborhood
She pulled a pistol just north of Pensacola
I said wow man is that thing real
She let me hold it and right then and there
I fell in love with that cold blue steel
Pulled a couple bank jobs
Ran from a lynch mob
Rollin gangster for a week or two
Till' the law caught up an I heard them sirens
And I saw them blue lights and then I knew
If I'd have stayed my ass in Etowa County
I wouldn't be sittin' in this Tallahassee jail
Waitin' on my one phone call an wonderin'
How in the devil I gonna make bail
If I make it back home Mama, I ain't ever leavin'
Gonna/ stay in my own damn neck of the woods
Catch a greyhound one way to Alabama an
Its all good in the neighborhood
Daddy always told me son
you ain't got sense enough
To get yo' ass in out of the rain
Reckon he was right
Cause I'm sittin' here tonight
Wishin' that I'd never ever heard her name
If I'd have stayed my ass in Etowa County
I wouldn't be sittin' in this Tallahassee jail
Waitin' on my one phone call an wonderin'
How in the devil I gonna make bail
If i make it back home Mama, I ain't ever leavin'
Gonna stay in my own damn neck of the woods
Catch a greyhound one way to Alabama cause it's
Its all good in the neighborhood
Catch a greyhound one way to Alabama cause it's
Its all good in the neighborhood
It's all good
Written by: James LeBlanc