You Can Have the Crown

Well, I been spending all my money on weed n' pills

Trying to write a song that'll pay the bills

But it ain't came yet, I guess I'll have to rob a bank

I guess it could be worse, it ain't that bad

At least I ain't sitting in old Baghdad

In the middle of the hot damn desert sitting in a tank

Every time the wife talks a baby gets mentioned

But I'm so broke I can't pay attention

Lord how it tears me up to see her cry

I been spending all my nights on the internet

Looking for a clue, but ain't found one yet

Just a bunch of Mopars, guitars, and other stuff I can't buy

Well, now Lord, if you can hear me, won't you throw a damn dog a bone

'Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal this old soul's going down

I sing 'em real pretty, I sing 'em real sad

All the people in the crowd say he ain't half bad

They still call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain

But if you want it you can have the crown

Been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log

Watching Andy and ol' Boss Hog

Guess I ought to get up and go out and find a job

Instead of sitting on the couch trying to find the next line

I'm sure there's gotta be a better use of my time

Like figuring out which one of them banks I'm gonna go rob

Well, the name of the game is hurry up and wait

But that ain't putting no food on my plate

Or gas in my car and I drive a Bronco

Well, now Lord, I finally got out of my record deal

And now these bluegrass tunes are buying all my meals

But we're all just pawns in the game of life like Mongo

Well, now Lord, if you can hear me, won't you throw a damn dog a bone

'Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal this old soul's going down

And I sing 'em real pretty, I sing 'em real sad

All the people in the crowd say, he ain't half bad

Well, they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain

But if you want it you can have the crown

Well, they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain

If you want it you can have the crown