Life Is Funny

You put your arm around me

I'll be whatever you want from me

I'm jumping out of my body

You said you didn't want me

And that's fine (I'm humiliated)

You say life is funny

But I feel like I'm losing, it's confusing

I don't wanna play your game

Let's just forget everything we said

I could forget it if only you would let it

Now every morning

I wake up with a voicemail or two, but

You said you didn't want me

I feel like I'm losing, it's confusing

I don't wanna play your game

Let's just forget everything we said

I could forget it if only you would let it

Slide, but you're right in your midlife crisis and

I have a penchant for unhealthy attention

Maybe we're right for each other, at least on–

I feel like I'm losing, it's confusing

I don't wanna play your game

Let's just forget everything we said

I could forget it if only you would let it

Slide, but you're right in your midlife crisis and

I have a penchant for unhealthy attention

Maybe we're right for each other, at least online

Online, online, online

Online, online, online