There’s A Waylon

Where there's a cactus, there's a desert

Where there's country, then there's western

Where there's drifters, there's an old hole in the wall

Where there's lonely, then there's whiskey

The silver bullet missed me

And usually takes me down around last call

Where there's a jukebox, there's a quarter

And a red booth, there's a corner

And right now, that's right where I'm supposed to be

Where there's cowgirls, then there's cowboys

But don't look right now, boys

I think that one's making eyes at me

Wherever there's a shot, then there's a chance

Wherever there's a song, there's a two-step neon dance

And if you're gonna swing, aim for the fence

And I guess all that I'm saying is

Once the music gets her swayin'

Wherever there's a Willie, there's a Waylon

She's an angel with blue eyes and she just might leave me cryin'

But tonight, she put a smile on my face

And if I play my cards just right and lay my aces in a line

Against the odds, it all might go my way

Wherever there's a shot, then there's a chance

Wherever there's a song, there's a two-step neon dance

And if you're gonna swing, aim for the fence

And I guess all that I'm saying is

Once the music gets her swayin'

Wherever there's a Willie, there's a Waylon

Wherever there's a shot, then there's a chance

Wherever there's a song, there's a two-step neon dance

And if you're gonna swing, aim for the fence

And I guess all that I'm saying is

Once the music gets her swayin'

Wherever there's a Willie, there's a Waylon

Keep the outlaw records playing

Thank God for those Highwaymen

Wherever there's a Willie there's a Waylon