Brand New Girlfriend

She said, I need sometime to find myself

I need a little space to think

And maybe we should start seeing other people

Baby, things are moving way too fast for me

So I picked up what was left of my pride and I

I put on my walking shoes

And I got up on that high road

And I did what any gentleman would do

I, um

I got a brand new girlfriend

We went and jumped off the deep end

Flew out to LA for the weekend

Spent the whole day lyin' on the beach

Wearin' nothin' but a smile

Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy

Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'

Man, I think I'm on to somethin'

Because I feel just like a kid again

I got a brand new girlfriend

I love it when she calls me butter cup

She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up

She pops the top for me, a cold beer

And says my buddies always welcome here

When I get hungry, she takes me out

I ride the shotgun like a shitzu hound

My tails a waggin', my tongue's hangin' out

It makes me wanna shout

I got a brand new girlfriend

We went and jumped off the deep end

Flew out to LA for the weekend

Spent the whole day lyin' on the beach

Wearin' nothin' but a smile

Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy

Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'

Man, I think I'm on to somethin'

You know, I feel just like a kid again

I got a brand new girlfriend

Wooo

Cute, cute, cute

She likes to write our names in the sand

She's hearing wedding bells and making plans

She's gonna hang around a while I guess

She hasnt even told me she loves me yet

I got a brand new girlfriend

We went and jumped off the deep end

We fly to LA for the weekend

Spent the whole day lyin' on the beach

Wearin' nothin' but a smile

Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy

Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'

Man, I think I'm on to somethin'

You know I feel just like a kid again

I got a brand new girlfriend

She makes me feel just like a kid again

I gotta brand new girlfriend