All My Friends

All of my friends

They gave up and got married

Life for them seems good enough, I guess

They sit around

Talking 'bout their stupid babies

And I don't know

Why they never text me back

What the hell? What the hell?

What the hell?

Oh well, oh well

Oh well

All of my friends

They gave up and got real jobs

Life for them is a 9 to 5 pay check

They go to work and eat cake in the break room

Then they act like they don't know How they got fat (Whoops)

All of my friends

All of my friends

All of my friends

All of my friends, they don't like me anymore (No)

Is it me? Is it me?

Is it me?

Maybe, maybe

Maybe but

All of my friends

Went and moved out to the suburbs

Life for them is a white picket fence

They pay their dues to the HOA Committee

And when the neighbors play the drums they get upset

All of my friends

All of my friends

All of my friends

All of my friends, they don't like me anymore (Why?)

All of my friends

All of my friends

All of my friends

All of my friends, they don't like me anymore

All my friends

Have come and gone, trickled off

Seems like all that's left is me

They keep changing like tides at sea

I try to breathe

I need to fight the slipstream

But all my friends

Aren't who they used to be