Beauty School (Deluxe)

Long summer, super bloom

Hotter than your mother in the afternoon

Crystal in the kitchen window, fresh cut grass

Fishing for compliments and throwing some back

We drove from Phoenix, Arizona to the Sunshine State

Made a couple enemies along the way

We had jock jams in the pickup truck

Warm sangria in a Dixie cup

With Allie calling everything good luck

It's just a flat tire, are you fucking drunk?

With her, every question is a worm on a string

And every answer's written in invisible ink

In a mirror universe

Time is moving in reverse

I'm gonna turn my life around

Everything is different now

Everything is different now

Danny's got a problem with how fast I move

He says we deserve each other, and I think we do

Blah, blah, blah, they give the same advice

You know sometimes lightning strikes the same place twice

Sometimes you talk out of the side of your mouth

I like it when you leave your shit all over the house

So you dropped out of beauty school

That's okay, I see potential in you

All of this attention's making you feel weird

Good thing I grew a green thumb this year

I can shake pennies from the dollar tree

To buy you fifteen minutes of anonymity

In a mirror universe

Time is moving in reverse

I'm gonna turn my life around

Everything is different now

Everything is different now

Everything is different now

Everything is different now