I Can Haz Torrentz?

Ugh I just need a copy of Photoshop

Good thing I know where to go

I love piracy

Stealing shits my favorite thing

I wanna fuck it up and torrent the whole world (x2)

Limewire pick me I'm the captain of this ship and these seas

And I know you wanna seed that hee hee

But you'll never get to take these from me oh

My plunder is my software

My booty is these ROMs

My treasure is my Zoo Tycoon

My gold is in these songs

I don't get what's so wrong

it's just a little fun

try talking to me when you have to pay for real songs

My plunder is my software

My booty is these ROMs

My treasure is my Zoo Tycoon

My gold is in these songs

What the fuck do you MEAN I need a registration key for Photoshop?

Whatever it came with a keygen

Initializing key generation sequence

At the speed of light

Keys for your delight

Come to steal a while

We'll do it in style

Okay Just gotta copy and paste perfect

Yar har fiddle de dee

Being a pirate is alright with me

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free

You are a pirate

FUCK I got a trojan