Breakup Over Breakfast

We'll break up over breakfast

It's cool, calm, and collected

We'll talk until the ice in both our water glasses melted

We'll say it's for the better

And I'll love you forever

You'll walk me to the car and say, "Goodbye"

Yeah, right

I'll see two headlights in my drive in the middle of the night

I'll hear, "knock, knock," on my front door, say you wanna make it right

Fight in the kitchen, break dishes, and try to fix what wasn't right

Maybe in another life

We'll break up over breakfast

It's cool, calm, and collected

We'll talk until the ice in both our water glasses melted

We'll say it's for the better

And I'll love you forever

You'll walk me to the car and say, "Goodbye"

Yeah, right

Da-da-da-da-da

You'll come and get your things

But I know that really means

You'll start a fight and make me cry

I'll close my eyes and wish that we would

Break up over breakfast

It's cool, calm, and collected

We'll talk until the ice in both our water glasses melted

We'll say it's for the better

And I'll love you forever

You'll walk me to the car and say, "Goodbye" (Goodbye)

Yeah, right

Yeah, right

Yeah, right