How To Fall In Love

Strawberry chapstick

Reduced to clear on every shelf

Don't think I'd need it

But this pharmacy's pushing it like hell

Can't believe I bought 5

When they'll just end up melting in my glove

But just in case we kiss tonight

I'm prepared for our lips to touch

No pressure, to press these points

My settings are set to slow

But if you wanted you've the choice

Yeah if you wanted me I'd the show you the ropes

Could I teach you how to fall in love?

No you're not the type to wanna open up

But I'd make all the hard parts seem less hard

I'd handle all the messy stuff

I know you're scared of having someone to lose

But slow dancing works a lot better in two's

If you're not ready to cross that line

Till then I'll wonder what your lips taste

Like, till they meet, mine

I think your dad would really like me

People say beer's an acquired taste and

I'm into football, support his home team

We'd bond over how they fake their injuries

No vacancy in your plans but

Take this as my official pitch

Mock-up resume in hand

I'm gunnin' for spot on your family's fridge

Could I teach you how to fall in love?

No you're not the type to wanna open up

But I'd make all the hard parts seem less hard

I'd handle all the messy stuff

I know you're scared of having someone to lose

But slow dancing work's a lot better in two's

If you're not ready, to cross that line

Till then I'll wonder what this could be like

Just let me show you how it feels to feel

How to fight then make-up when things are less than ideal

If right now doesn't sit right

Till then I'll wonder what your hands

Till then I'll wonder what your lips taste

Like, till they meet, mine