Worms On Tarmac

I'm the underrated

Under appreciated

Frequently amputated

And then regenerated

Ruler of the underground

Call me Earthworm Jim

I'm sensing through receptors, man, I'm breathing through my skin

No lungs

Don't need 'em

I eat mud

I taste freedom

I'm the worldwide celebrity cylindrical dude

That's my mood, why you always tryna fuck it up for me?

I been on this planet longer than you, bruv

Worms on tarmac

Worms on tarmac

In the rain

In the rain, in the rain

Looking for a feeling

Looking for a feeling

We can't explain

I was doing my thing when you apes were just little fishes

I was doing my thing before the dinosaurs existed

Best believe I'm parasitic, abundant and diverse

I kept doing my thing when meteors showered the Earth

My brain and body aren't equipped for your manmade landscapes

These artificial stones are impermeable

It burns when I crawl

What fuck am I supposed to do with a road or a pavement or a curb or a wall?

I get stranded, and none of you fuckers think to lend a helping hand

Pick me up, drop me on some soggy land

Where I can be who I'm supposed to be

The OG terrestrial invertebrate, yeah, that's right you heard me, mate

I should be wriggling, giggling, chewing, and nibbling

But now I'm stuck in the sun and I'm sizzling

I was just meant to be visiting but now I cannot get out of this puddle I'm sitting in

Shit, here comes a dog

I think he's seen me

Oh my god

Worms on tarmac

Worms on tarmac

In the rain

In the rain, in the rain

Looking for a feeling

Looking for a feeling

We can't explain

We can't explain

Then we get stuck there

Then we get stuck there

It's not the one

Not the one, not the one

Worms on tarmac

Worms on tarmac

In the sun

Oh, shit