Punk's Dead

Soft play

(What, mate?)

Nah, I don't like this spineless shit

Not one bit

I thought you were it

Turns out you're just another couple of overly emotional pricks

Oi! Get these liberal lefties typical

This shit isn't cool

I'm done with it all

Are there any real men left in Britain?

I'm starting to think that there isn't

I don't like change

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of these PC babies

Why can't you just stay the same?

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of this shit

Soft play

(What, mate?)

Should've done your research

I want my money back, boys, for the t-shirts

Should've run it by me first

Is your back sore?

I bet your knees hurt

Is this another publicity stunt?

Thought you were rowdy

Thought you were punks

What the fuck's with the new name anyway?

Soft Play? More like Soft Cunts

I don't like change

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of these PC babies

Why can't you just stay the same?

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of this shit

I love you, but I disagree

This is bullshit

And I just wanted you to know

Snowflake, snowflake

Cherries on the woke cake

But I'll still see you at your show

I love you, but I disagree

This is bullshit

And I just wanted you to know

Snowflake, snowflake

Cherries on the woke cake

But I'll still see you at your show

Punk's dead, punk's dead

'Cause of you, punk's dead

And to think I believed all that shit that you said

Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed

I was gonna say grave, but the fucker ain't dead

I don't like change

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of these PC babies

Why can't you just stay the same?

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of this shit