Bin Juice Disaster

My life is a movie

Bin juice disaster, what a palaver

Like Jurassic Park or Armageddon

Bin juice disaster, daytime drama

A disaster movie

Bin juice disaster, what a palaver

Like 2012 or I Am Legend

Bin juice disaster, daytime drama

I got places to go and people to see

Bin juice disaster, what a palaver

Better take these bins out quickly

Bin juice disaster, daytime drama

But then chaos ensued

Bin juice disaster, what a palaver

As rancid smelling, brownish liquid flooded the whole room

Bin juice disaster, daytime drama

My 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it should have been

Why did I keep pushing it down?

Now I'm barefoot paddling

And it smells like shit in my kitchen

Why didn't I just take it out?

Fuck

My life is a daytime drama

Bin juice disaster, what a palaver

Like Neighbours or Home and Away

Bin juice disaster, daytime drama

Under the appliances

Bin juice disaster, what a palaver

The liquid makes its way

Bin juice disaster, daytime drama

The smell is proper intense

Bin juice disaster, what a palaver

Crack the window, light incense

Bin juice disaster, daytime drama

Text my mate I'm gonna be late

Bin juice disaster, what a palaver

Due to this cruel twist of fate

Bin juice disaster, daytime drama

Oh, my 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it should have been

Why did I keep pushing it down?

Trousers rolled up, dry retching

Smells like shit in my kitchen

Why didn't I just take it out?

Fuck

Do you wanna hear a joke about procrastination?

I ain't got 'round to writing it yet

Wait, what's the punchline again?

It's not the first time

It won't be the last

Just gimme a fucking break, is that too much to ask?

Fuck