Spider Love!

I'm afraid of spiders, I'm afraid of love

But most of all, I'm afraid of spider love

Eight legs is plenty, but 16 is too many

And if they lay a thousand eggs, then that's a thousand babies

Then their one thousand babies will have eight thousand legs

And that's 79 hundred 92 more legs than I could ever see myself being comfortable with

No

That's just too many spider legs for me

And I don't know if spiders have toes but if they do, that's five per leg so say the answer is no

Last night I awoke in a sweat

Heart pounding in my chest from yet another nightmare

Felt trapped like a baby in a high chair at nighttime

My mind just doesn't like to play fair

I was dreaming of my one true fear

Two spiders on a date, and it felt like I was right there

Eight eyes looking into eight eyes

Flirting over plates of deep-fried flies

Then another spider who was dressed up as a waiter

Had a tiny little bow tie came up walking to their table

Offered up a menu and the menu had desserts

She really wanted something but her fella answered first

He said "Oh, we couldn't, the flies were plenty"

Shook the waiter's hand, and he slipped him a 20

She looked angry 'til the jig was up

Until the waiter handed her a big gold cup

It was her favorite fudge covered aphids

At the bottom of the cup were eight fancy bracelets

It was their spider anniversary

And I'm scared of spider love, so that was even worse for me

I'm afraid of spiders, I'm afraid of love

But most of all, I'm afraid of spider love

Eight legs is plenty, but 16 is too many

And if they lay a thousand eggs, then that's a thousand babies

Then their one thousand babies will have eight thousand legs

And that's 79 hundred 92 more legs than I could ever see myself being comfortable with

No

That's just too many spider legs for me

And I don't know if spiders have toes but if they do, that's five per leg so say the answer is no

L-O-V-E, who's these spiders sitting next to me?

I'm gettin' twitchy, it's getting iffy

Is there one on my back? I'm getting itchy

L-O-V-E, who's these spiders sitting next to me?

I'm gettin' twitchy, it's getting iffy

Is there one on my back? I'm getting itchy

L-O-V-E, who's these spiders sitting next to me?

I'm gettin' twitchy, it's getting iffy

Is there one on my back? I'm getting itchy