Pizza Day

Well, I remember my first day of public school

I was very scared of getting pummeled

And sure enough, I did at first recess

I got pegged in the head by a big red ball

It stung and my head hung

Back to class with a bloody nose

And soon it was lunch time

Mom said I should ask about

How poor kids could get fed

So I got a book of tickets

And a schedule and it read

Monday, hotdog, Tuesday, taco

Wednesday, hamburgers and chocolate milk

Thursday, sloppy joes and burritos in a bag

Friday was pizza day, the best day of the week

All the kids would line up super early just to eat

Monday, hotdog, Tuesday, taco

Wednesday, hamburgers and chocolate milk

Thursday, sloppy joes and burritos in a bag

Friday was pizza day, the best day of the week

It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans

Hooray for pizza day

Hooray for pizza day

I miss pizza day

The best day of the week

Shimmy, shimmy, rock it out

Pick it up, you got a jackhammer

Uh-huh, slippy, sloppy, slippy, sloppy, slippy

Well, here we go again

Well, I remember my first day in junior high

I had hairspray in my hair

And my pants were way too tight

And all the breakers and new wavers

And the rockers and the preps

Would all be in their places

On the front lawn or the steps

I hung out with some punker kids

Who used to make me laugh (Oi, oi, oi)

We got thrown in the dumpster

By some rich kids near the caf

As time went on we figured out it was totally uncool

To eat the welfare lunch provided by the school

So in poser, punker fashion

We just mooched off all the kids

And lived off eating candy bars and bags of nacho chips

Monday, hotdog, Tuesday, taco

Wednesday, hamburgers and chocolate milk

Thursday, sloppy joes and burritos in a bag

Friday was pizza day, the best day of the week

It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans

Hooray for pizza day

Hooray for pizza day

I miss pizza day

The best day of the week

Global 101, LAUSD, Los Angeles

OCUSD 292

These are the voices that bring the kids together

These are the voices of modern school industry

Well, now I'm outta school and I don't have a job (You're a slob)

Well, I just sit around all sweaty and lethargic

And I'm just thinkin' 'bout where it all went wrong

Why I can't concentrate on anything but reruns

I wish I had some more stability

And I, I wish I had somebody makin' lunch for me

I guess I miss the simple things in life

The thought of pizza day

I thought it stupid then, but I wish I had it now

I miss my Monday, hot dog, Tuesday, taco

Wednesday, hamburgers and chocolate milk

Thursday, sloppy joes and burritos in a bag

Friday was pizza day, the best day of the week

It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans

Monday, hotdog, Tuesday, taco

Wednesday, hamburgers and chocolate milk

Thursday, sloppy joes and burritos in a bag

Friday was pizza day, the best day of the week

It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans

Hooray for pizza day

Hooray for pizza day

Hooray for pizza day

Hooray for pizza day

I miss pizza day

The best day of the week

Says Michael Jackson of Encino, California

When he's not at his little theme park

He's eatin' pizza with the kids

Oh, boy, moonwalker's back

Have a slice, buddy

Take off your glove first

You'll enjoy it more

Whoa, and for tiger

Wow