Junior's Farm (One Hand Clapping Sessions)

One, two, three, four

You should have seen me with the poker man

I had a honey and I bet a grand

Just in the nick of time, I looked at his hand

Oh, now

Well, I was talking to an Eskimo

Said he was hoping for a fall of snow

When up popped a sea lion ready to go

Well let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Take me down, Jimmy

Oh, yeah

At the Houses of Parliament

Everybody's talking about the President

We all chip in for a bag of cement

Well, Ollie Hardy should have had more sense

He bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence

All for the sake of a couple of pence

Well let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Well let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Everybody tag along

Oh, yeah

Uh, huh

Ha, ha

I took my bag into a grocery store

The price is higher than the time before

Old man asked me, "Why is it more?"

I said, "You should have seen me with the poker man

I had a honey and I bet a grand

Just in the nick of time, I looked at his hand"

Well let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low (Down to Junior's Farm)

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm (Down to Junior's Farm)

Let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm (Down to Junior's Farm)

Everybody tag along (Everybody tag along)

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Ooh, yeah

Ow

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah

Take me back

Take me back

I wanna go back

Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah

Ooh, ha