Venus and Mars / Rock Show (Single Edit)

Sitting in the stand of the sports arena

Waiting for the show to begin

Red lights, green lights, strawberry wine

A good friend of mine follows the stars

Venus and Mars are alright tonight

What's that man holding in his hand?

It looks a lot like a guy I knew way back when

It's Silly Willy with the Philly band

Could be

Ooh-wee!

Tell me, what's that man moving 'cross the stage?

It looks a lot like the one used by Jimmy Page

It's like a relic from a different age

Could be

Ooh-wee!

There's a rock show at the Concertgebouw

They've got long hair at the Madison Square

You've got rock 'n' roll at the Hollywood Bowl

We'll be there

Ooh yeah

We're going to the–

(Oi!) In my green metal suit

I'm preparing to shoot up the city

(Oi! Oi!) And the ring at the end of my nose

Makes me look rather pretty

(Oi! Oi!) It's a pity there's nobody here

To witness the end

Save for my dear old friend and confidante

Mademoiselle Kitty (Kitty)

Kitty

Kitty

Ooh now, what's that man moving to and fro?

That decibel meter doesn't seem to be reading low

But they was louder at the Rainbow

Could be

Ooh-wee!

'Cause there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw

They've got long hair at the Madison Square

You've got rock 'n' roll at the Hollywood Bowl

We'll be there (Ooh ooh)

Ooh yeah

'Cause there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw

They've got long hair oh at the Madison

Rock 'n' roll at the Hollywood Bowl