All I Wanna Do Is Drink

Ole boy was sitting up at the bar

He was hitting it pretty hard

Had a half empty 12 oz longneck

And a shot of agave blue

He wasn't doing any kind of complaining

But you could tell there was something painting

His old heart 'cause of what he was saying

To that bottle he was talking to

I said, I got played like a fiddle

I got rolled like dice

I got two-stepped on like a sawdust floor

On a blind drunk Saturday night

I got slow walked

I got sweet talked

I got left with a kiss on the cheek

But if you saw her, you'd understand

Why all I wanna do is drink

So I said excuse me, friend, I was just wandering

I couldn't help but overhear

That conversation you were having

With that half empty bottle of beer

Well, it sounded like a real life country song

Some old heartbroke sing along

I got played like a fiddle

I got rolled like dice

I got two-stepped on like a sawdust floor

On a blind drunk Saturday night

I got slow walked

I got sweet talked

I got left with a kiss on the cheek

But if you saw her, you'd understand

Why all I wanna do is drink

Well, I drink to remember

'Cause I know I'll never forget

The way she looked

Walking away

On that day that she left

When I got played like a fiddle

I got rolled like dice

I got two-stepped on like a sawdust floor

On a drunk ass Saturday night

I got slow walked

I got sweet talked

I got left with a kiss on the cheek

But if you saw her, you'd understand

Why all I wanna do is drink

All I wanna do is drink

All I wanna do is drink, drink, drink, drink, drink

I got shanghaied

I got tongue-tied

Got the rug pulled from under my feet

Yeah, but man, that girl was sweet

I got stonewalled

I could never hit a curveball

All I wanna do is drink, drink, drink, drink, drink

Yeah, all I wanna do is drink