I Moved Into A Bar

She put her rearview on the driveway

Headed south to the highway

Took everything with her she could fit

She flew on out of town

Finger up, pedal down

Had enough of us, she up and called it quits

Yeah, that porch light is on but it's quiet as a mouse

She wasn't the only one that moved out of that house

I'm roommates with Jack, Jose, and Jim Beam

This tied on, getting her gone ain't hard as it seems

Got all the proof I need she ain't worth a broken heart

When she moved out, I moved into a bar, yeah

I don't head where she's headed

But I know this Chevy

Lives outside this old honky tonk

She's so far from closure

And I'm so far from sober

But I'm settling into my new home

Yeah, I'm roommates with Jack, Jose, and Jim Beam

This tied on, getting her gone ain't hard as it seems

Got all the proof I need she ain't worth a broken heart

When she moved out, I moved into a bar

My front doors are swinging

My couch is a stool

My chandelier is neon

My table is pool

My candles are Marlboro's

I'm drunk as a fool

My glass ain't half empty

'Cause it's always full

I'm roommates with Jack, Jose, and Jim Beam

This tied on, getting her gone ain't hard as it seems

Got all the proof I need she ain't worth a broken heart

When she moved out, I moved into a bar

Yeah, I'm roommates with Jack, Jose, and Jim Beam

This tied on, getting her gone ain't hard as it seems

Got all the proof I need she ain't worth a broken heart

When she moved out, I moved into a bar

When she moved out, I moved into a bar

Yeah, my front doors are swinging

My couch is a stool

Whoa, I'm drunk as a fool